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cant wait for Anchorman 2

cant wait for Anchorman 2

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Penguin motherfuckers. 

Penguin motherfuckers. 

Imagine life without copy and paste…

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afternoonsnoozebutton: You’re so fluffy how do you even function oh my god

afternoonsnoozebutton:

You’re so fluffy how do you even function oh my god

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Waiting for your friend to get inside the classroom

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berlindafan: day before my birthday *-*

berlindafan:

day before my birthday *-*

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mamamariaa: lmaooo

mamamariaa:

lmaooo

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#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

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glittercocaine: This would be soooooo good right now.

glittercocaine:

This would be soooooo good right now.

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People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol. Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago. Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago. 2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago. There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11. There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant. There are over 600 pokemon.

People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.

Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.

Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.

2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.

There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.

There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.

There are over 600 pokemon.

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Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: Ha

Me: Hahahaha

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR

Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD

Me: Hahaha

Me: Haaa....

Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.

Me: No, no I am not.